Sunday, December 27, 2009

Creative people? I need your advice....?

Creative people? I need your advice....?


I need some advice. I may sound a bit weird but bear with me.


I'm with my two best friends and we are talking about this guy that we all hate. And i don't just mean hate a little bit but hate as in want to rip of their skin, break all his bones and set him on fire kind of hate.


Before you think we are some creepy psychos, he bullied one of us for years and she is currently suffering from depression because of it, he cheated on his girlfriend with me when i was out of my mind wasted and then denied it making me look like a total ***, manipulates everyone around him, he is so racist, is so against homosexuality, insults everyone around him, makes everyone feel so small. I could go on but i think i've made my point....





Basically, we want to take him out. We are not some immature children, we believe that this vindictive, manipulative, obnoxious low-life creep deserves his piece of karma....mean girls style. (you know like on mean girls the movie?)





Any ideas how we could do it? We don't want to kill him lol if that is what it sounds like, just upset his ego and expose his true colours. Please, be creative, we have some sneaky ideas and have identified what gives him social status, but i am not the best creative person in the world...





Thanks in advance :)Creative people? I need your advice....?
finally, an area of my specialty! lol. ok, so u stated he's a drinker and social. depending on the size of his johnson, one of my favorites is to get him trashed, but NOT you! promise him sex somewhere secluded, but near a lot of people, have him strip down, and steal his clothes and car keys/house keys and put them upstairs at the party house so he would have to either walk home nude, or enter the party nude:PAnother one is to put dead fish in hi slocker if u are in school, or in his car if he has one, summer is the best, or put cheese in his car heater. A lot of my ex'es were mentally, verbally, and physically abusive and i still suffer today from it. the best thing to do for your friend is just be with her through it! it may not seem to help now, but it does! if u need anymore help, e-mail me!!!!!I live for this kinda sh!t!!!!Creative people? I need your advice....?
revenge is never the answer.


plus, hes already suffering from depression because of all that stuff, so he already knows hes wrong.





the best thing to do, is not take him out and give him what he deserves, even if he is totally a horrible person.


itll happen on its own eventually.
tepiee his house and video tape him beeing a total jerk an put it on during a party then then every 1 well c the bad part of him and he will have no friends
Okay I've got a couple of ideas although I guess it's probably not the most mature way of dealing with him but I take so responsibility from any trouble he or you get into so you need to make sure everything will go fine =)





Going on the mean girls idea I think you should get a photo of him, a terrible one, like, let him really drunk and get him to dress up as a girl or even worse get a naked photo of him =) Print out as many of those pictures as your little heart desires, then, just before lunchtime starts drop them all over the school, assuming you're still at school yes?





I'm talking drop about 50 down the stair wells and throw them everywhere (and a couple in the girls bathrooms that we cn't know about) all over the corridors and get so,me blu tack aswell to stick them high on walls =D There was this uy who dressed up as a girl and we all hated him so my friend did that, and to add to the mean girls effect when she threw them down the stairs my other firend sang 'sexxxy boyyys' =D





I have a mental block so I will think throughout the day and try yo edit some more in





Good luck =*D
Do you talk to him?








You should ask him to meet up with you somewhere, get one of your friends to dress as a transvestite, like over dramatic with the make-up and stuff, proper over the top type of transvestite,





Then someone hide with a video recorder, then when you see this guy, chase him down the street screaming something like ';BABBYYYY WHERE ARE YOU GOING, OH DARLING HONEY BEE! COME BACK AND GIVE US SMOOCHEMS! YOU MADE MY BALLS TINGLE LAST NIGHT, COME BACK AND DO IT AGAIN! OOOO YEAHHH';





Then send the video about.





Probs a bad idea... but i just found myself laughing whilst typing and imagining this :}

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